Gretna Green

Loving it! Just been to Gretna Green with mum, Spud and Roo (Spud's lovely girlfriend). It is truly truly great! Did the usual trying on of ginger wigs with tartan hats BUT this time, they had musical ones! Playing bagpipe music! Find myself trying to speak in a Scottish accent whenever I am there - tres embarrassing! Ends up being a mix of welsh, indian and well just plain wierdness. Especially embarrassing when I start doing it to Scottish people. Am orange again - more fake tan - never looks orange until you go outside and then grrrrr - orange. Watched a fantastic video pod last night at 3 in the morning - was bored - had a character called Greevil - because it was green and evil - how good is that? Oh yeah and have just had 2 bottles of Irn Bru - used to drink it all the time. Twas delightful. Matches my orange legs too - my knees being especially orange. I've been tangoed!